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hey dumbass…

You messaged me once asking to meet and go on a date and while I was flattered, I was not interested.
Then you sent me the same message and I figured you were confused.
Then you sent friends of mine identical messages and we all realized just how lazy you are.
And now you are messaging me the same thing again?! Do the mass messages ever work?

Because it seems like they just make you look like a dumbass…

hey dumbass…

You messaged me once asking to meet and go on a date and while I was flattered, I was not interested.

Then you sent me the same message and I figured you were confused.

Then you sent friends of mine identical messages and we all realized just how lazy you are.

And now you are messaging me the same thing again?! Do the mass messages ever work?

Because it seems like they just make you look like a dumbass…

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